He is really tired of you calling him just a filthy pigeon.
Wow! Just wow!
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Forgetting what I had just learned. LOL.
In a CB2 store, feeling shitty about my house/life
What would you say is the most affordable item in the store?
Well, we have this bag of river rocks for $1.95.
I'll have a bag of rocks, please.
I love President Obama. He has a great sense of humor. I thought it was hilarious when he joked, on a Leno clip I saw, about growing up with Donald Trump in Kenya. He seems like a regular guy … who just happens to be the President of the United States.
The C.A.T. says:
All I have to say is this struck me as a weird but cool cast picture. Very unusual
SebastiAn feat. Mayer Hawthorne - Love In Motion
I had a dream last night. I was eating a ten-pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone
Tommy Cooper via CheekyQuotes.com